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When Bad Advice and Return Policies Collide: The Tale of the Truck Modder Who Knew Better

If you’ve ever worked in retail—especially automotive retail—you know that some customers will try to return just about anything, in any condition, for any reason. But what happens when a customer who “knows better” than the experts comes up against a firm return policy? You get a story worthy of r/MaliciousCompliance legend, as told by u/BigBlockMustang.

Let’s set the scene: Calgary, Alberta. Small parts store. One very particular regular customer. And a hardworking partsman who’s just trying to help… until he’s not.

The Know-It-All Customer: A Retail Classic

We’ve all met this guy. The one who walks in, brimming with confidence (and a smidge of condescension), convinced he’s just one part away from automotive greatness. In this case, our protagonist is a regular who’s always got a new plan for his mid-90s Ford F150 4x4—and a habit of returning parts as quickly as he buys them. He’s the bane of every partsman’s existence: the serial returner.

This time, our customer wants to upgrade to an 8-lug setup for bigger brakes. (If you’re not a gearhead, just know: that’s a major modification, not a simple “plug and play” job.) Our experienced partsman, having done the swap himself, tries to steer the customer in the right direction. But—plot twist!—the customer has read online that it’s just a matter of grabbing the right parts from a Ford F250. Easy, right?

Experts vs. Internet “Wisdom”

Here’s where things get spicy. The partsman, brimming with actual hands-on experience, tries to save the customer from himself. But the customer isn’t interested. Why trust a professional when you’ve got a forum post and a can-do attitude?

Resigned, the partsman goes full “compliance mode.” He provides the requested parts, but not before making the return policy crystal clear—parts removed from their original wrapping are not returnable. The customer signs off, probably not even reading the fine print in his rush to prove everyone wrong.

When Reality—and Return Policies—Hit Hard

Fast-forward to the inevitable: greasy, dirty parts that simply don’t fit. The customer, undeterred by logic or shame, tries to return them as usual. Only this time, he’s met with a firm, “Sorry, no returns.” He protests, he pleads, he waves around his status as a “valued” customer who spends hundreds at the store. But, as the partsman points out, after all those returns, his net spend is a whopping $370. Not exactly VIP material.

This is the sweet, petty justice that retail workers dream of. The partsman gets the last laugh—and never has to deal with this particular headache again.

Lessons from the Counter

So what can we take away from this tale of return policy revenge? A few things, actually:

  1. Listen to the Experts: Whether you’re modding a truck or making soufflé, if someone’s been there and done that, consider their advice before going full maverick.
  2. Return Policies Exist For a Reason: They’re not just there to annoy you. They protect businesses from serial returners and, as we see here, from customers who refuse to learn.
  3. Don’t Be That Customer: If you’re going to ignore professional advice, at least have the humility to own your mistakes. Don’t try to return greasy, used parts like nothing happened.
  4. Retail Workers Are People Too: They remember who’s a pleasure—and who’s a pain. Treat them well, and you might just get a little extra help next time.

The Sweet Taste of Compliance

There’s something deeply satisfying about this story. Maybe it’s the karmic justice, maybe it’s the universal experience of dealing with “that customer,” or maybe it’s just the image of a flummoxed truck modder, covered in grease, realizing he’s stuck with parts he can’t use. Either way, it’s a reminder that sometimes, the best revenge is simply following the rules.

Do you have a story about a return gone wrong, a customer who wouldn’t listen, or a time when malicious compliance saved your sanity? Share your tales below—let’s swap some retail war stories!

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Original Reddit Post: Sorry, no returns.