When 'Just 5 Minutes' Blocks a Driveway: A Petty Revenge Masterclass Near the School Gates
Living Next to a School: Perks, Perils, and Petty Victories
Ever fantasized about living just steps away from a school, imagining peaceful mornings and the convenience of being close to community life? For one Redditor, u/ARP199, that dream frequently turns into a parking lot nightmare. Their crime? Simply wanting to park in their own driveway after a hard day’s work—only to find it blocked by a well-meaning, but inconsiderate, parent waiting to pick up their kids. But on one particularly exhausting day, a battle of patience and pettiness played out, and the result? Let’s just say justice was not only served, but it came with a side of schadenfreude.
"It’s Just 5 Minutes!"—A Familiar Foe
If you live near a school, you know the drill: the clock strikes dismissal, and suddenly your quiet street is teeming with minivans, SUVs, and the ever-creative parallel parkers. Most parents are considerate, but there’s always that one person who thinks the rules don’t apply—usually saying, “It’s just five minutes!” as they block your driveway. For u/ARP199, this was a repeat offense, but on this day, patience had worn thinner than a school lunch pizza.
Pulling up to their home, they found a car idling in front of their driveway. Tired and cranky, our hero politely signaled for the driver to move. But instead of shifting a few meters down, the driver delivered the classic “five-minute” excuse—translation: “I’ll move when I feel like it.”
The Art of Petty Revenge: Block the Blocker
Here’s where the story takes a delicious turn. Instead of arguing or giving in, u/ARP199 turned off their engine—directly behind the offending car—effectively blocking the entire street. What started as a minor inconvenience for one person quickly escalated to gridlock for all. Horns blared. Frustration mounted. The tension was thick enough to slice with a cafeteria spork.
Enter the traffic cop, the unsung hero (or villain, depending on your perspective) of school pickup chaos. Approaching with the authority only a reflective vest can provide, the cop asked why the street was blocked. Our protagonist explained with a straight face: “Oh, it’s no big deal. This guy is just parked in front of my driveway for five minutes to pick up his kids.” The cop, sensing the opportunity for order (and perhaps a little karma), marched over to the culprit—and moments later, ticket book in hand, delivered a lesson in community parking etiquette.
Why This Story Resonates: The Universal Agony of Blocked Driveways
This tale isn’t just about one blocked driveway—it’s a universal story of the little injustices we all face. Who hasn’t been inconvenienced by someone else’s “just five minutes,” whether it’s in a parking lot, at a grocery store, or even in the office kitchen? We all secretly crave that moment when the rules are enforced and courtesy is rewarded.
Reddit’s r/PettyRevenge community loved this story, with over 15,000 upvotes and hundreds of comments. Why? Because it’s cathartic. We’ve all dreamed of the perfect comeback or the exact right moment when karma does its job. This time, it happened in real life.
Lessons Learned: How to Handle Rule Breakers Without Losing Your Cool
What makes this revenge so sweet is its simplicity. No yelling, no escalating drama—just a calm refusal to be inconvenienced. Sometimes, letting the system (and a well-timed traffic cop) do the work is the most satisfying outcome.
Here are a few takeaways for dealing with similar situations: - Stay calm: Losing your temper rarely helps. - Stand your ground: You have a right to your own driveway. - Let the authorities handle it: If there’s enforcement nearby, don’t be afraid to use it. - A little patience goes a long way: Sometimes the best revenge is letting the offender stew in the consequences of their own actions.
Conclusion: What Would You Do?
We love stories where the little guy wins—and this one delivers. So next time someone blocks your driveway, remember: you might not have a traffic cop handy, but you can still stand your ground (and maybe inspire your own petty revenge tale).
Have you ever been on either side of a driveway drama? What’s your best story of everyday justice? Share your thoughts in the comments below—because sometimes, the pettiest victories are the sweetest!
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Original Reddit Post: Worked out even nicer than I thought