When Two Kevins Collide: The Disturbing Duo Who Shocked a Christian Campus
If you’ve ever wandered the hallowed halls of reddit’s r/StoriesAboutKevin, you know the lore: Kevins are the chaotic neutrals of our world, bumbling through life with a brand of stupidity and malice that can only be described as legendary. But every so often, the universe delivers a tag-team so toxic, so jaw-droppingly dense, it’s hard to believe it isn’t satire. Enter: NAZI Kevin and SEX Kevin.
Fresh from the annals of a Christian college with a suspiciously high Kevin quotient, today’s tale doesn’t just cross the line—it pole vaults over it with the grace of a drunken walrus. Here’s a story about what happens when two of the most notorious campus creeps join forces to become the most reviled dynamic duo since Batman and Robin if they only used their powers for evil.
The Tale of Two Terrible Kevins
Redditor u/redditlurker100000 brings us this wild saga: NAZI Kevin (whose name is as literal as it sounds—yes, he was an actual Nazi) and SEX Kevin (infamous for his aggressive, physical sexual harassment) were already campus legends for all the worst reasons. Separately, they were campus pariahs. Together? An unholy alliance.
Let’s break it down: SEX Kevin was known for the kind of predatory behavior that would get you kicked out of any normal institution—unwanted touches, groping, and taking illicit photos of unsuspecting women (which later showed up on adult sites). NAZI Kevin, meanwhile, was already under investigation for sexual assault and had a court-issued no-contact order against him.
So what did these two geniuses do? They teamed up to maximize their “groping output” (the author’s words, and honestly, who could put it better?). Their target: a campus Latino celebration, which, ironically, was heavily attended by some of the toughest and most skeptical students on campus, precisely because of creeps like these.
The Not-So-Great Escape
As the Kevins slithered into the event, their reign of harassment came to a screeching halt. NAZI Kevin spotted his own victim—the one with the legal order against him—and, in a move that can only be described as brain-meltingly stupid, decided to violate the order in the most flagrant way possible. The result? A one-way ticket to Pain Town, courtesy of the victim and his military-bound friend. A well-deserved punch, a missed swing, and a knockout later, NAZI Kevin was left seeing stars.
Meanwhile, SEX Kevin, ever the opportunist, saw his partner in crime go down and made a run for it, leaving NAZI Kevin to face the consequences alone. But karma, as they say, has a long memory.
Justice (Sort Of) Served
The aftermath? In a twist that would make Kafka proud, NAZI Kevin tried to play the victim, filing a complaint with the same judge who previously warned him. The judge, unimpressed, sentenced him to a month of community service under the watchful eye of his victim’s father—a poetic punishment if ever there was one.
SEX Kevin managed to avoid immediate consequences, only to flee the country at semester’s end, running straight into the arms of international authorities (and, one hopes, a fate befitting his crimes) after being charged with child pornography and stalking.
What Can We Learn From the Kevins?
On the surface, this story is a black comedy of errors—a cautionary tale about the universe’s penchant for serving up instant karma. But dig a little deeper, and it’s a stark reminder of the importance of vigilance, community, and standing up to predators, no matter how untouchable they think they are.
It’s also a testament to the power of collective action. The students who stood up, the friends who defended each other, and the judge who refused to be manipulated—these are the real heroes of the story.
Final Thoughts: Beware the Kevin Multiverse
So, what became of NAZI and SEX Kevin? The author doesn’t know—and, frankly, none of us should want to find out. But their legacy serves as a bizarre, cautionary tale for college campuses everywhere: trust your gut, look out for each other, and never underestimate the stupidity (or audacity) of a Kevin.
Have you encountered a Kevin in your own life? Or, if you went to a college with a “Kevin problem,” how did your campus handle it? Share your stories in the comments below, and remember: not all heroes wear capes—sometimes, they just throw a really satisfying punch.
Original Reddit Post: NAZI Kevin teams up with SEX Kevin